If you're dull as a napkin, don't sigh; Make your name as a "deep" sort of guy. You just have to crib, see, Any old book by Kripke And publish in AAAI.
A hacker who studied ontology Was famed for his sense of frivolity. When his program inferred That Clyde ISA Bird He blamed -- not his code -- but zoology!
If your thesis is utter vacuous Use first-order predicate calculus. With sufficient formality The sheerist banality Will be hailed by the critics: "Miraculous!"
If your thesis is quite indefensible Reach for semantics intensional. Your committee will stammer Over Montague grammer Not admitting it's incomprehensible!
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